Movie Review - Jupiter Ascending

Don't let the movie poster fool you... this is the worst Wachowski movie ever!

Hello my friends,

Today I bring you a fine examples of "how to screw a movie with a bad leading actor". A space opera that could be a great wonderful movie if not for a really bad script and of course... Channing Tatum.

Let me enlighten you with just a sinopse of this movie. In a 'Final Fantasy' like world the universe is ruled by three royal house brother. The heirs battle for power even gets more intense when a "reincarnation" of their late mother appears again on Earth. See?! Looks promising right?! Space ships, wonderful words, sci-fi magic and all that?!

Unfortunately that is not the case!

The script is so badly written that most of the time it feels like the actors are deliberately following a predetermined path and not making real decisions on situations. Mila Kunis has a (i'm sorry to say) very silly background story that makes absolutely no sense and don't get me started on the very poorly maked up and overly blonde Channing Tatum. He spends half is time doing his "Magic Mike" routine and the other half busting out his dance on every fight scene. No real acting needed!

The only thing that this movie has going for it is being blessed with the (now) Oscar winning actor Eddie Redmayne. In the end, if you just saw the movie with no dialogues and just the awesome CG scenes you'd be happier than with the progress of the story!

A very poor two out of five!